23 Year Old Man Spends $150k Looking Like Kim Kardashian || Photos

A Kim Kardashian super-fan has spent £100,000 on surgery and designer clothes in an attempt to look like his reality star icon.

23 year old Jordan James Parke has had 50 lip-filling operations, eyebrow tattoos, Botox injections in several areas and undergone laser hair removal.After seeing her on reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians a few years ago, he embarked on his crazy crusade.
“I love everything about Kim. She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her," “I’m addicted to lip-fillers. The bigger, the better. I’ve never felt better about myself. I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake. Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”

According to Uk Mirror, He also underwent the 'vampire facial' - Kim K's favourite cosmetic procedure which the Mirror's Clemmie Moodie tried out for herself - at a cool £450.

The blood-curdling operation sees blood taken from the body and injected into the face in hundreds of places.Jordan has spend £60k kitting himself out with designer gear from Prada, Chanel and Louis Vuitton
I can easily spend thousands in one trip and I’m a fiend for buying online. A few weeks ago, I ordered a £3,000 Prada bag then completely forgot about it. I didn’t know what it was until I opened it."
He also drinks in the VIP areas of nightclubs and wine bars, with rappers' favourite champagne Cristal his preferred tipple - at £185 a bottle.
“My look is all about the shock factor. I love all the attention and the stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate — it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done.

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