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CheckOut 6 Simple Ways A Nigerian Woman Can Mess With A Nigerian Man

Nigerian men have their own way, the way they act with a guy is different from the way they act with a girl. Its very easy to get under the skin of a Nigerian man. Most Nigerian men love food and women who can cook like pros, so cooking something really tasteless for a Nigerian man is bad but doing it when he has friends over is a sin bad enough to earn you a spot beside Lucifer himself. GISTMANIA brings you 5 other things a woman can do to totally mess with a Nigerian man…

Football: 99% of Nigerian men do not joke with football. Any Nigerian woman who wants to enter into the black book of a Nigerian man is to simply start a drama during a football match or insisting that your favourite Telemundo show is on.

Compare them with others: They believe they are the best and therefore no one else does anything better than them. For instance, if you say some other guys started a company and is doing very well, he is going to say that other guy probably just has a richer dad or better connection, not because he is better.

Diss their moms: The only time you are allowed to diss their mom is if they dissed yours first. They are officially the only ones allowed to diss thier mom, so if you want to see the other side of a Nigerian man, then bad mouth his mother.

Relegate them: A Nigerian man always wants to know that he is relevant to his woman, so if a man always senses dispproval from his woman, he could spend his whole life chasing someone else who will value his identity.

Nagging: If a man never heard these words or sensed this approval from his woman, he can spend his whole life chasing someone else who will value his identity, that is why every man dreads a nagging woman. A nagging woman drains men of body vitamins, creativity and focus. So one way to mess with a Nigerian man is to nag him.

Zip up: A Nigerian man always wants that one thing, so if you want to mess with him and make him feel totally worthless is to hold back whenever he wants it. Men would agree that their greatest vulnerability is their se*uality, so not giving yourself to him when he wants is tantamount to messing with his mind, soul and ego.

So if you want to keep your Nigerian man happy, don’t do any of the above listed!!!


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