SEE The Hilarious Patience Jonathan BC That Has Gone Viral On BBM

Lol, i'm sure every Nigerian will miss Mama Peace. Even the bloggers who hang on to her every word.

This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Few examples of her "Award Winning Speeches" includes;

- Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

- My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good people.

- I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

- My fellow widows.

- My fellow womens.

- I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.

- My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.

- The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.

- For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left them for God.

- Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.

- Na only you waka come?

- Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are "sharing"

- diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.

- On behalf of N2million I donate my family.

- To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.

- Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very sweet. Support him.

Please, support and honour Nigeria's outgoing First Lady (Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan) by sharing this with all your contacts. Don't laugh alone.

Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o"

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